CRIMINAL

 

Baby, you must be some kind of criminal sort

Running away from the law

I’m an accomplice, participation was minimal

I just stared and watched in awe

Witness to the crime

I didn’t steal a dime

Yet I’m the one struck here doing time

Because of you, I’m doing prison time

Caught up in your wicked slime

Gavel it struck, just my dumb luck

Sentenced to eternity

Because of you, I’m doing prison time

Caught up in your wicked slime

Waste away my prime

Doin’ your prison time

With just a padded cell to climb

You’re a kniving, lecherous Judas

Now sunnin’ somewhere in the Bermudas

Baby, you must be some kind of criminal sort

Laughing away at the law..